by Yaboyjason September 21, 2019
Get the Dick leadermug. Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"
by humzyz June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.
1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021
Get the dicks per cubic inchmug. When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.
Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”
by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022
Get the stepdaughter dickmug. by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
Get the Dickmug. by Riso nero January 14, 2020
Get the Dick Stupidmug. by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021
Get the suck ur own dickmug.