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Dick leader

The girl who is suck the crew off and cumming in everyone’s face like the glory hole
Who wants to be the dick leader???
by Yaboyjason September 21, 2019
mugGet the Dick leadermug.

vacation dick

A guy you use for sex whilst on holiday
Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"
by humzyz June 17, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021
mugGet the dicks per cubic inchmug.

stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.
Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”
by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022
mugGet the stepdaughter dickmug.

Dick

The thing your dad took last night, yes, he's gay.
Mom: Your dad took the Dick last night.
Dad: SHHHH!
Me: WTF
by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick Stupid

a top-tier insult for anyone who calls you a penis idiot.
richard: "your really a penis idiot"
You: "well at least i'm not dick stupid"
by Riso nero January 14, 2020
mugGet the Dick Stupidmug.

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*
kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!
by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021
mugGet the suck ur own dickmug.

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