Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”

by decomplex December 9, 2022

National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!

“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day’

by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022

homeless dirty dick rider

Is someone who fucks dirty nasty homeless dick rider...

Hey why you acting like a hddickrider bitch you nasty! Stop being a homeless dirty dick rider

by Sondone aka trappbvnditt December 18, 2022

Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it

Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out

by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022

I want more dick

When a female has sexual intercouse with a male and wants them to go deeper

DADDY~ I WANT MORE DICK 🥵

by TheQueenofSussybaka January 8, 2023

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023