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Torch ass

The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.
Alex woke up this morning with torch ass and had to go to the hospital is but hole hurt so bad.
by Omaster25 March 8, 2015
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Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.
Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."
by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014
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ASS PIRATE

by thescumdictionary July 10, 2022
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Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.
Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
by Bujjeje December 9, 2019
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BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

When something is difficult to understand. Similar to ''beyond me'' but with more gusto
How covid isnt a thing of the past yet is BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)
by ThomasCorey February 28, 2022
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