Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
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by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024
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My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
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Get the Base camp Willy mug.like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent
by arryboob June 10, 2024
Get the Fiddle E Willy mug.After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
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