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Dawg Glass Walker 

An extremely friendly and outgoing person, who (walks on broken glass) with intention of gaining enough trust to manipulate the target(s) into bringing their guard down only

to ultimately betray them. Only the most skilled elites having the ability to repeatedly and successfully scamming the same individuals can earn this title.
"Grrr, Liz got me again. This time that DAWG GLASS WALKER stole my lockbox with the cash I was saving to pay for my daughter's cancer treatments. She said she wanted to help so I showed her where I hid it. I will never trust her again. She looks like an innocent child but is a dirty Dawg Glass Walking phenom."
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Slicky Wicky Wickest 

The coolest, the grandest, guys whose names start with L are especially “slicky wicky wickest.” Especially guys named after bullriders, yeah.
Lane is the slicky wicky wickest
Slicky Wicky Wickest by Orzhen99 December 10, 2021

Maggie L Walker Governor's School 

AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.
Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.

To get John Wicked 

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
To get John Wicked by slangingshark September 24, 2023

It’s gon get wicked 

such as like the most nastiest, freakiest thing you would do to somebody
“I would do the most wicked things to you”
“When I see you it’s gon get wicked

Alabama Skin-Walker 

Person eats ass but also gets there ass eaten.
I did the Alabama Skin-Walker down in the wash.

Half Paul Walker 

Person 1: “dude that’s called a hit and run”

Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”