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ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
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Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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among us

Zack: “yo have you heard about this funny meme called among us? its so hilarious!”

James(zacks friend): “your not my friend anymore, Zack.”
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among us

meaning you have a severe foot fetish and are attracted to gay furries.
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Among Us

A video game made by the company "Innersloth". It became a viral meme sometime in the mid-2020. The game's base objective is to do tasks on a space ship, and try to figure out who among you is an imposter. People in Among Us tend to say 'Sus', which is just suspicious. It is nowadays a dead meme, but some still find it funny.
Guy 1: Among us!
Guy 2: You do realize this meme died ages ago, right?
Guy 1: Among us!
by MISTER MlSTER November 1, 2023
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person 1: wanna play among us
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by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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