Karaoke Twat

Someone, or a group of twats, who prance around with a microphone seemingly caring more about getting videoed by another twat on a cell phone rather than caring about the song itself which, more often than not, sounds like shit.

Wow, look at that karaoke twat thinking he/she/they think they actually sound good and smiling for the camera. lol.

by SLiderHeadd June 12, 2018

Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.

She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.

by Vaixl June 24, 2018

Twat Swat

The female version of a cock block.

Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.

by Jarrell mafiosos June 30, 2018

Twat Water

H2O that has combined with the juices of a wet twat.

We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 16, 2018

Taunt twat

A person who posts on social media with the intention to cause readers to react with upset or anger

That political thread was started by a Taunt twat

by TheAntiTrollkin July 30, 2018

Twat

When fuckboisin evac camp like a bitch in the back of the spawn ALL game (lolcats07)

Lolcats07 is such a twat and I just dangled dangled my ballsack in his nostrils last game

by Skies_US August 1, 2018

Twat rocket

An annoying individual who will not quit talking.

David, quit being a twat rocket!

by Shits_n_giggles August 26, 2018