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Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”
Jake will never get a gf
by Robby Sheffield February 3, 2020
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Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.
James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.
by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014
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Jake

Jake cannot be trusted if you meet one run-
Jake is not very good
by Possible peachy August 19, 2020
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Plxyboi Jake

The Realest Geeker Known To Walk This Earth
“Man There Goes Plxyboi Jake, Always Geeked Off Some Sort Of Substance Smh”
by slayworldlenny July 29, 2021
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Jake

a guy who cant ever be there when you need him. He has people to do things for him.
Jake is kinda lazy.
by boogla September 7, 2020
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Jake

That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t
by Fich much March 13, 2019
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jake

Often an obese male, loves to eat junk food and often cocky
by ObeseMale123 December 16, 2017
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