bullers wood

a school full of snakes, slags and neeks

at least 2 teachers have been caught for paedophilia in the last year and didn’t even have enough money to afford a cleaner

they had a protest and think they’re the shit but have yet to realise no one gives a fuckkkk

in conclusion don’t send your child to bullers

i wen tho bullers wood and ended up having 80+ ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

First Wood Phenomenon

This is when a girl is magnetically attracted to the first guy who penetrated her.

Aliyah has the First Wood Phenomenon she can't get him out her head... it's been yearss

by DefineUrbaaanWrds May 8, 2025

Leftover wood

You just fucked someone but you still wanna fuck so you call someone else

Mary went to Tom’s who came to quickly so she called up Bill for leftover wood

by Marystales January 30, 2021

chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

Good wood

Something hard and stiff

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose

by Acoustic legand 2 January 5, 2024

chris wood

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍

“chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”

by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021