Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Wood Affair

Some good people had an affair with great quality wood and decided to start Wood Affair! The best quality and most trustworthy Furniture store in Jaipur. Providing Solid wood furniture to its clients. Since forever.

Did you get this alluring Wood Affair furniture from Wood Affair?

by Woody People November 24, 2021

Morbin wood

When you get an erection while watching Morbius

I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.

by the bronze jade December 13, 2022

Lily-Mae Wood

An unpopular fatass mainly famous in Denmark

Yo niglet, you know lily-mae wood?
The fatass?
Yes
Yes I know her
Okay

by Itsveryvital April 16, 2019

k-wood

korean wood.

k-wood?? oh u mean korean wood??

by favivi May 04, 2022

matty woods

A big stinky ginger

That guy is pure matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017

timmy wood

Usually a redneck that likes to drink beer. Pretty fun to hang out with until he gets drunk, then becomes annoying with repeating himself over and over. Normally he has a good personality but he always thinks its his way or the highway. The world does not revolves around him.

Ha, don't be a timmy wood, it often comes with a "six-beer from quere good time."

by thatguyhaha December 22, 2013