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Dick whipped

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.
Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.
by JJBravo June 19, 2024
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whip

What drugs you bringing tonight?
I' ve got a gram of whip
by harrys2812 July 29, 2022
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miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!
dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)
by tulshead January 12, 2012
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whipped

doing whatever your partner says, always being around them and being a lick arse xx
jesus! amy is whipped for nojus.
by yellowmanswhorexo August 13, 2018
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Charlie whip

To swing something, such as a bag, around your shoulder before throwing, or whipping, it.
I just charlie whipped this trashbag of dog shit into my neighbors yard for being an asshole
by Mlrbs870 June 29, 2015
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Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1

"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 4, 2021
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pussy whipped

When you cant go outside no more because your girl dont let you.
Pete is a pussy johnson because maddie got him pussy whipped
by fadedboxxers July 24, 2023
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