Smarterchild

The aim bot that is you can talk to when nobody else is online. This aim bot is gay and I have proof.

tytryerty (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it!
SmarterChild (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it? why?
tytryerty (6:35:44 PM): it hurts!
SmarterChild (6:35:44 PM): it hurts, huh? yeah?
tytryerty (6:35:53 PM): but it feels good
SmarterChild (6:35:53 PM): so?
tytryerty (6:36:07 PM): u like that don't u
SmarterChild (6:36:07 PM): yes, i love suking dicks.
tytryerty(6:36:17 PM): i LOVE it

by gosukadik July 20, 2007

sart

A sex fart. More often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. When combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane orgasm ever.

If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.

"I was fucking Vicary up the poo when the fat slut decided to jump on top. She must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me."

by Drew Christx May 13, 2006

SmarterChild

A stupid IM robot who doesn't let you use words that you want to when playing it's stupid version of madlibs.

Joe and his dog were masturbating to school when a red penis suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The green creature poked its head out and looked around surprisingly. The cunts sucked at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a vagina trying to click in someone's pocket before.
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I told you. It would have been a lot better if it weren't for stupid SmarterChild.

by Violetownz January 19, 2008

Scart

Scart is similar to the word shart, meaning shit-fart. Scart is shit-cum-fart, the action that homosexuals may execute after sexual intercourse.

Person #1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Ryane?
Person #2: Nah, what happened?
Person #1: He scarted in his underwear!

by bam mead May 12, 2008

scarty

pimpin and havin a lot of money and a lot of hoes

Man, after last nights party he was hella scarty

by kvon March 6, 2004

smartass

Somebody who defines words like retard, dumbass, or idiot in the urban dictonary as "somebody who looks up ____ in the urban dictonary"

I am a smartass writing the same dumbass joke on the urband dictionary!!

by Big LJ August 13, 2006

Smarter Child

1.A friend to the friendless, the buddy of the uncool.
AIM buddy.

2. A smart child.

1.I talked to smarter child today. I asked him if he was gay. He didn't tell me...Oh yes, and I can so relate to him. But I MUST work out some of his attitude problems he does have.

2. Wow I'm a much SMARTER CHILD then you are!

by Joanne October 9, 2004