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Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.
Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.
by Yubashiri December 16, 2016
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potato salad explosion

You had a big diarrhea
by Ozzy & sam September 29, 2020
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Thrice baked potato

The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.
I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.
by Drock800 August 13, 2023
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Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.
Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.
by walker209 October 26, 2011
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Potato with Fried Pen

Potato with Fried Pen refers to a humorous concept often used to depict an unconventional combination or an absurd situation. This whimsical phrase, originating from online communities and social media platforms, has gained popularity as a lighthearted way to describe an unusual pairing or an unexpected scenario involving contrasting elements.

"potato with fried pen" metaphorically represents the juxtaposition of two unrelated objects, emphasizing the comical or nonsensical nature of the combination. It serves as a creative expression to depict the collision of the mundane (potato) and the unexpected (fried pen) in a whimsical manner.

The symbolism behind the potato and fried pen pairing is open to interpretation. Some suggest that the potato represents simplicity, while the fried pen symbolizes complexity or uniqueness. Others see it as a playful reference to the absurdity of everyday life and the unexpected connections that can arise.

This phrase has found resonance in internet culture, often used in memes, humorous illustrations, or as a caption for unusual images. It has become a lighthearted way to celebrate the imaginative and unexpected aspects of creativity and humor.

The concept of a potato with a fried pen has inspired various creative works, including comedic sketches, artwork, and even short stories. Its popularity on social media platforms has led to the creation of online communities and hashtags dedicated to sharing humorous or unconventional combinations.
“why does you dad always walk backwards down the stairs
“potato with fried pen” instead of “idk it makes no sense “
by Okioriko July 14, 2023
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Sand in the potato salad

To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.
Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.
by Inu_Sensor00 October 27, 2019
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two time potato

by Thebasicbitch December 9, 2016
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