Scuba poo

the type of poo that just flows out

mr J.A hilton had a bad case of scuba poos, resulting in a puddle of excrement by his feet.

by christophiser March 4, 2009

poo snatch

Your butthole; especially when refering to it as a sexual organ, as in talking about "putting it in their poo snatch".

Guy 1: Hey dude, I got so much cutty last night!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well I got more poo snatch than you could believe!

by getwicked May 29, 2010

Poo Diligence

Being responsible and picking up after your dog.

People that don't do their poo diligence when out with their dogs give the rest of us a bad name.

by B. Charles Maurer August 19, 2011

meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them

Donald Trump is a meanie poo!

by frabrizio August 4, 2017

Poo Nark

Someone who reports to a higher up the exccessive time one may spend leaving a dump.

Ex. Don is such poo nark, i was just demoted for my half hour shits.

by Rusty Rod August 28, 2009

poo flicker

A poor bloke called bodward flicking poo on his lawn

No bodward thats naughty you must not flick poo on your lawn, dont be a poo flicker

by 2D bodward December 28, 2020

Poo Tooth

A dental crown that has been dislodged, swallowed, retrieved from fecal matter, sterilized & re-cemented in order to avoid costly replacement. While indistinguishable from others, you will always know where that tooth has been.

"Damn! I just swallowed my crown! I better get a new one."
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"

by mudboy247 October 5, 2009