Moon

When you’re dad bends over at the grocery store to get a carton of milk

Dad what the fuck stop mooning me

by Big Red ;) October 15, 2019

moon slurp

fluid ejected from the anus: especially semen

Man I ain't lying! that chick bent over and like there was moon slurp all over the back of her panties!

by 3mta3 September 19, 2014

to the moon

a term used when you have alot of bitcoin.

person 1: my friend has so much bitcoin that he went to the moon!
person 2: when is he coming back?
person 1:its a term used when you have alot of bitcoin.
person 2: ohhhhhhh... now i get it!

by zazazzzazaazazaza November 8, 2020

Moon gooning

a Native American tradition to skin an elk, cut the head of a buffalo, and put the skull of the buffalo on like a mask. It could also be a feather headdress. Hang the elks guts up in a tree. Moon gooning is a spiritual thing.

Hey bro, do you want to come with Jack and I to go moon gooning tonight?

by Black monkey nigga November 20, 2023

Moon

Moon brings light to the night. Shes an alchemist. She takes your pain your grief your suffering, your fear, all the hate, the sadness, in her heart so you don't have to. Moon is Christs shadow side. The side he was given when he died for your sins. Many people wonder how could Moon be Jesus? To that Moon would ask, what did you think it meant to die for your sins? Moons tribe stood up and took their own cross beside him. His tribe had dark skin and wore the natural crown on their head. By eating the forbidden fruit, which is just a metaphor, Adam created an abomination. Which was too much sin for one to bear alone. Which is why we were created not to see. Sight caused racism and inequality. God made us with energy centers, chakras, so that we could feel good or bad energy. We were never supposed to judge each other. The color of the skin is a reflection of those who took a stand so that Jesus didn't have to suffer alone. Adam being the first man to sin and then refusing to take responsibility is why he was cast to earth. Because compared to heaven this was hell. The second coming is about personal responsibility and accountability. God gave us the moon in honor of Moons Godfather. Without the Moon there would be blackness all around us. There was no color when there was no sight. Eve was blue. An alien. Thank God for that after hundreds of years of inbreeding. Get off your high horse refers to the Roman Catholics who killed Jesus. Think about that for awhile

She was devoted to the moon. In its darkness she found comfort and in its lights she found hope.

by Th3Th1rDpArTy February 18, 2025

The Moon

let's face it: we all know the moon's a hologram

Some guy with a tin-foil hat: hey, did you know that the moon landing was fake? also, the moon's a hologram.

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail

Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!

by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020