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rolling monkey

The guy in a circle of stoners whos job it is to bill up the joints all night long. Possibly as payment for smoking other peoples green.
someone bill up another joint..

eh, i chipped in, im not being your rolling monkey do it yourself.
by anaemic March 15, 2007
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Meep-Monkey

Meep-Monkey: MEEP! MEEP!
by I AM THE CHEESEMASTER!!! February 4, 2008
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Desktop Monkey

"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."
by Charley Brown December 9, 2007
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monkey nyiguh

A phrase used while addressing a friend who shares the same interests in donkey kong and his awesomeness at strikers and all other video games which he is in.
Oh what's up my monkey nyiguh?

Look out it's the monkey nyiguh!
by Kaplar October 25, 2007
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Monkey Shudder

The feeling 'the morning after the night before'
That awful shudder that runs through your body when you remember something that you have said or done whilst intoxicated.
'Collossal Monkey Shudder'is the shudder that lasts more than 24 hours or prevents you from re-visiting the pub for atleast 2 weeks.
oh i have woken up 100 miles from home? how did iget here? *monkey shudder* oh shit i remember...
by sneezelouise March 11, 2009
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Fish monkey

A person with big eyes that are far apart. Attractive but something is a little off.
That guy was really hot from behind, but when he turned around he was a fish monkey! Dammit
by Juergen oppulstein April 21, 2015
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Sweaty monkey

When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.
That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.
by XLBOSTON March 6, 2016
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