Cold calling

Unsolicited, unexpected and vigorous oral sex.

"How do you feel about cold calling?" "I fucking hate it" (15minutes later) "How do feel about it now?" "mmm..I'm a big fan"

by LaIrlandesa March 06, 2015

professional Call of Duty watcher

a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.

Random guy, "So do you play COD?"

Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."

Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"

by Tina, DUH February 19, 2009

Call of Duty: World at War

An unrealistic MP-40 combat simulator.

God:Let's play "Call of Duty: World at War ."
God: Fuck, I just shot him 4 times with a bolt-action!
Timmy: Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants
God: Fuck this game!

Anybody that's not a fucktard: Have you ever noticed the MP-40 shoots a 9mm round yet, is the most powerful gun on this game?
Timmy:Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants

by bwomchickabowow March 22, 2009

one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009

I didn't get a call

A response given when an individual or group of people are talking about a recent past event that they attended that you weren't notified of/invited to.

A: "Hey BLG wasn't that party last night sick??"
B: "Hell ya man"
You: "Mmhhh.... must be nice! I didn't get a call!"

by KhafeKhoon May 16, 2010

PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)

A person who becomes anxious when making a phone call or when someone is calling them, resulting in them screening the call or just texting as a result . Most commonly seen with millennials who much rather text than make or answer a phone call.

"What's with you constantly screening my calls, we were just texting one another?"

"You clearly have PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)"

by Uncle_Danny September 22, 2018

Bad-idea-to-call-her

Bitch. The phrase "Bad idea to call her" is a backronym for bitch.

Did you tell Bella we're having a party?
No, she's a bad-idea-to-call-her.

by selfimportantsht January 19, 2021