squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

jam maker

A woman who loves to make jam, cakes, or pies or just take care of her man.

Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.

by Lee Sheldon September 06, 2007

jammed my Glock

To upset or highly annoy

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.

by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023

no jams

insert person’s name is no fun.

BTS: yayyyy we have dynamite at the Billboard 100!
Shabnam: takes over BTS
RM:Shabnam you have no jams

by thecharacterwannie October 14, 2022

No Jams

when someone tells you that you've got no jams, you are no fun and you should go reconsider your life choices

namjoon: jimin, u got no jams

by chimochi January 13, 2021

No Jams

When you are no longer entertaining to someone else. Having no jams means that you are starting to become very boring and no longer spark any interest to another person.

"Jimin, you got No Jams" -Kim Namjoon

by orangedonkey101 March 02, 2021