he is a bitch but also really nice sometimes and yes he will beat your ass in smash bros so dont even try to go against him also a complete dick sometimes but can be nice
by Stormicus October 22, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by Chicken Skrip69420 December 5, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by XxxyourbestfriendxxX March 18, 2018
Get the Dylan Loughranmug. Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is a boy that only wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend but pretends to be all hard and manly infront of his friends who his girlfriend hates. he may be horny many times a week but after a while you get used to it. he tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds but many times fail so just enlighten them and pretend they are funny. even though they are virgins they like sex and everything that surrounds it so be cautious when deciding to be friends or even speak to them. lastly they are annoying so don’t go near them.
girl 1- should i be friends with dylan?
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Best all around person. Struggles with a couple of things at almost any time. Extremely attractive, and free spirited. He loves God, and food.
by Bynisper July 8, 2017
Get the dylan machmug. by Moulton Ganja September 24, 2020
Get the Dylan Vekariamug.