Cum basket

Something that you put your sperm in after you masterbatute.

Something that you call you haters.

Your mum is such a cum basket

by Lbigfella July 23, 2010

cum dumpster

a girl who is addicted 2 cum. its kind of like how every1 takes there garbage to the dumpster but in this situation all the guys dump their loads in the slut's vagina. she's usually extremely loose

b4 i met my gf chelsea, i slept w/ a loose cum dumpster named suzy

by Lapdog August 10, 2004

cum guppy

It's a chick, hence the fish reference, that gulps down cum like guppies gulping for oxygen in the water.

That little whore is such a cum guppy, she will swallow every drop!

by Solomon Grundy August 9, 2006

Cum-Cake

A game among any man that can be played with 2-10 players when the players sit in a circle surrounding a cupcake. At the saying of "GO" the players start masturbating, trying to jerk-off as fast as possible, to the point of cumming. When all the players are finished, the person who jizzed last has to eat the cum-covered cupcake, as everyone watches, laughing loudly. Record the eating for longer memory.

"Hahaha, Jeff last night got owned in cum-cake last night!"

"We playing a game of cup-cake at our sleepover tonight?"

by Joanse Cos December 5, 2009

Cum Creamer

The act of saving your jizz in a container for a month then taking a container of coffee creamer and pouring your dated jizz into said creamer so the next person in your house to drink coffee with creamer will also get a mouth full of cum.

I gave my girl some cum creamer in her coffee.

by CumCreamer December 22, 2016

cum slap

Its when you actually load on your palm & slap the shit out of somone(pref. a female). If you wait till it gets cold you get extra points, as a cold load is more offensive.

I dealt that little skeezer a cold "cum slap" for holding out till the second date.

by wiggz September 20, 2006

cum receptacle

In reference to an anus or vagina that has had so much semen deposited in it that it would seem to be the worlds dumping ground for sperm.

That guy has had so many cocks in his ass, he's such a dirty cum receptacle

by Todd Higgins November 10, 2006