Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

waffle cram

when someone inserts/crams a waffle{a shit} down someone elses throat without consent

that bitch was knocked out cold so i waffle cramed the shit out that hoe

by Hyperfuse November 15, 2016

Baddie Waffle

A phrase similar to saying someone is “cute” or “good-looking,” often used to say a person looks nice

Hey, you look like a baddie waffle today!

by panda123meowkittymeow January 23, 2025

waffle._.wonnie

The number one Enhypen and IZ*ONE stan in history

Is obsessed with spicy stuff
Supports #lovelyyuri2020

Omg i just followed waffle._.wonnie on funimate!

Waffle._.wonnie is queen.

by waffle._.wonnie December 13, 2020

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 10, 2008

Killer Waffle

Generally a large penis, either physically, or as an insult. Similar to the slang, "blue waffle." Used occasionally by children when near adults.

After hearing Becky's tale of her one-night stand, Beatrice was astounded. "Omg, Becky, did he have a massive killer waffle?"

by Iceberg Lettuce June 22, 2017

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009