This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it

“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”

by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. February 14, 2026

Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Yeah totally dawg.

"Something-something delusional incest cult" ~ Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Hym "You see now why both rapist and fat cock genocide are perfectly justifible right?"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025

Ho, the things that you've lied about

A quote from Nicki Minaj's "Big Foot", which refers to Megan Thee Stallion, after making a song called "HISS", which seemingly angered Nicki. The quote is used humourously by people on tiktok, seeming aggressive, but in reality just joking. The quote itself is used as a warning.

Full Quote:
"Ho, the things that you've lied about, even pertainin' to your mom, you don't want them out, okay? Now, since you think it's funny to speak about people's families, we'll all join in, we'll all play the reindeer games. Soon as your new nose heals, and soon as your- Well, let's leave that for the second installment, rrr"

Person 1: "So.. I got back with my ex.."

Person 2: "Ho, the things that you've lied about.. Even pertraining to your mom.. you don't want them out. And since you think it's funny.. to talk about people's families.. We'll all join in.. We'll all play the reindeer games. Soon as your new nose heals.. and soon as you.. well, let's leave that for the second installment Rrr"

by Petrblats April 22, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025