A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
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