Schrodingers Softie

The complete opposite of Schrodingers Asshole. It's a person (Y) who sees something another person (X) said and will either cause a fuss and be offended, or be clever and pretend what the other person said is ragebait while pushing their personal feelings aside. It depends on whether or not the people around them find what X person said was offensive or not.

Bob: Yeah, I don't think chinese food is that good in general.
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!

by ap0q March 18, 2026

dream soft launch

saving pic of siennas picture in chat saying random shit when high-aubrey reighmer

“my
dream soft launch”

by dream soft launch August 19, 2025

he went soft

when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.

girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown

girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft

by twerker82898 September 28, 2015

Sante Fe soft serve

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers

Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

full tilt softball

something your coach says that nobody understands

lets play some full tilt softball today bois

by tiny peach June 26, 2017

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

Roughing it softly

People who go camping or to the cottage but the cottage or camper has all the amenities of home.

I love going to the cottage, we have air conditioning, wifi, satellite tv, gas fire pit and a hot tub. We love going to the cottage and roughing it softly in the wilderness.

by AngDevilo July 6, 2018