get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane

A quote from Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Snakes on a Plane.

He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.

by teepee997 November 10, 2010

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017

Snake

Those mf name Juan, Felipe, and Collus.

Juan, Felipe, and Collus are snakes for roasting a squad member

by Bever06 October 29, 2019

snake

They is act like your friend but there waiting to slither away with ya gyal
A fake ass nigga
A nigga who is talk to other niggas girls
Names usually start with D

'BUI you hear its snake season'watch out for those fake ass snakes
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by Big shall January 3, 2018

Snake in the grass

When you roll wax into a “snake”, then proceed to put in into a bed of weed.

“Hey man, I got some wax wanna link?”

“Yeah bro I got some bud we can do a snake in the grass!”

by bapedurag December 26, 2018