high school

Death. You waste your entire youth trying to be cool by drinking/smoking. You'll look back in 5 years and cry at the thought of ever going back. Do not attend your reunion

High school will be the whole of your youth. wasted.

by go_to_hell August 27, 2005

hayes school

school in south east london, half looks like a prison, half looks like a council estate, full of coney hall chavs and wannabe roadmen

'hayes school is the wettest school ever'

by Cammy6969696969696969696969696 March 5, 2017

High School

1) something you forget about the minute you leave, including all social ties and academic achievements.

2) a state of being that does not matter to anyone except those mired within it

high school student: im a loner and someone made fun of me three months ago. i'm going to be a failure in life, so why don't i shoot up my school?

high school graduate: dude, high school is less a factor in dictating the rest of your life than the piss you flush down the urnial every day at school. just cruise through, chill out, and go to college, where the petty bullshit that constitutes high school life is less than a distant memory.

by seventh son of a seventh bitch December 28, 2005

Jelly School

A school for certain individuals who cannot cope with themselves as they are so nasty, ugly, and worthless so they have to complain about people who are better than them.

Kelly - Did you see my pic on Facebook
Susan - stfu fat hoe
Karin - omg susan go to Jelly School bitch

by DieTrippy December 17, 2013

School Dance

Like any Dance, this is a time where it is acceptable for 13 year olds girls to dress as whores, and for boys to get away with sexual harassment. The only difference with a School Dance is, Your perverted teachers get to watch you "pop lock and drop it"

Girl #1 : Did you go to the School Dance on friday?
Girl #2 : Yah, Brad had his hands right up my skirt!

by Teleport5 March 31, 2009

School Bathrooms

Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.

I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.

by ToddRidesBurton December 7, 2009

med school

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a resident. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering

"You're bleeding"
"I'm a med school survivor, that's what we do."

by JoeShelton 2245 July 31, 2006