Sleep

Scientifically speaking, sleep is when your brain cells get to rest after 7 cruel hours of torture from adults who get to yell at you from stupid things

After getting some sleep, Tessa was able to have a good Saturday because she didn't have to go to the prison known as school

by NGGYUNGLYD March 28, 2022

Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep

Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep

Japanese Individuals Are Cuban Individuals Who Do No Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

ningetically sleeping

To sleep systematically like a ninja so you dont get kicked in the privates by someone who doesn't sleep still next to you. To defend ones privates while sleeping.

Ningetically sleeping, protecting ones self from your kids if they hop in your bed at night.

by Mvitalich June 4, 2021

Sleep delaying

Skipping sleep to go to bed in a more desirable time later

"Yeah I had a shitty sleep schedule I had to pull a sleep delay"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"

by DeezieKM December 25, 2022

Think Before You Sleep

A really based youtuber

Think Before You Sleep is a really based YouTuber.

by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024

Sleeping on

fail to notice the excellence of someone or something.

"stop sleeping on this fantasic woman and give her the recognition she rightfully deserves"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022