purple headed pussy ripper

Slang.

An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.

Synonymous to:

*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.

1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?

2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.

3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.

by Fractious1 February 11, 2018

Rare Venomous Purple Folopple

When you folopple yourself with something so big, that it cuts off the circulation to your dick , turning it purple.

I should never have used a toaster. It gave me a rare venomous purple folopple.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes June 5, 2018

purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.

My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.

by THE BEAN FLICKER April 30, 2006

icy purple headed super slide

The act of a girl eating a grape popsicle, coating herself in Icy Hot, and then giving dome to a man taking an ice bath. For best results eat more than one popsicle.

Also a game on coolmathgames.com

I heard Barbara gave Tom the “Icy Purple Headed Super Slide” after our Bible session yesterday.

by GaligayoGalilei February 25, 2021

purple headed demon

Another name for An African American's Penis

"Yo she loves my purple headed demon."

by Sausage May 13, 2005

do u smell purple?

a random and totally meaningless phrase usually used determine ones posisition in attentiveness.

David Brainard was known as the missionary to the indians. at a young age he got sick and died. my gosh, do u smell purple?

by bo12 October 22, 2007

the purple eight ball tornado royale

a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).

"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"

by ball smasher April 9, 2009