"I was totally going to hit up that chick but I got scared and had to pull the chute."
"I was supposed to have dinner with my parents but I pulled the chute and went to a strip club."
"I was supposed to have dinner with my parents but I pulled the chute and went to a strip club."
by Sillyist August 21, 2009
Pulling a Simon refers to any extreme act of laziness. For example if a teacher wanted to instruct his ceramics class by playing the scene from ghost where they make a pot, he would be pulling a Simon.
Today my economics teacher showed an episode of shark tank to teach us about money. He was really pulling a Simon today.
by Bear2084 May 09, 2018
Slang in boston to kill one's self. Named after Charles Stuart who jumped off of the tobin bridge after he realized that he was going to be arrested for the murder of his wife and unborn child.
by Mr. Bones667 January 20, 2008
An occurance in which someone leaves the room in rage or sadness for dramatic effect, often not finishing the afforementioned conversation. Can also be applied to chat rooms.
I told her she had been ignoring her friends and she totally pulled an emo.
Me: Stop ignoring everyone, you're not the only person with problems
XxOneThousandTearsxX: SHUT UP! SCREW YOU! SCREW EVERYBODY! I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
XxOneThousandTearsxX has signed off.
Me: Stop ignoring everyone, you're not the only person with problems
XxOneThousandTearsxX: SHUT UP! SCREW YOU! SCREW EVERYBODY! I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
XxOneThousandTearsxX has signed off.
by MrFishie May 02, 2005
"I got asked to be the drummer on Madonna's tour!" "Oh stop Pulling a Dan"
"He said he got asked to be a model while he was on Holiday, but he was really just given an advert card for a photographer!" "Oh he was totally pulling a dan!!"
"He said he got asked to be a model while he was on Holiday, but he was really just given an advert card for a photographer!" "Oh he was totally pulling a dan!!"
by Dan1234 February 28, 2008
Rob: Well, I can't focus on my paper, so I'll chat you.
Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.
Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.
by EoPhGsY November 15, 2010
To embarrass a hot-linking image thief, by replacing your site image links with rude and displeasing images revealing the art thief or hot-linker to be what they really are. Mongrel.me succeeded in this task and inspired this definition.
"The thief continued to steal images from Jack's website claiming them as their own, and using the images from his site stealing the bandwidth , so he decided to pull a Mongrel and replace the original image links with bestiality porn pictures and angry cats."
by outerglow June 15, 2009