"I was totally going to hit up that chick but I got scared and had to pull the chute."
"I was supposed to have dinner with my parents but I pulled the chute and went to a strip club."
"I was supposed to have dinner with my parents but I pulled the chute and went to a strip club."
by Sillyist August 20, 2009
Get the Pull the chute mug.Pulling a Simon refers to any extreme act of laziness. For example if a teacher wanted to instruct his ceramics class by playing the scene from ghost where they make a pot, he would be pulling a Simon.
Today my economics teacher showed an episode of shark tank to teach us about money. He was really pulling a Simon today.
by Bear2084 June 4, 2018
Get the Pulling a Simon mug.An occurance in which someone leaves the room in rage or sadness for dramatic effect, often not finishing the afforementioned conversation. Can also be applied to chat rooms.
I told her she had been ignoring her friends and she totally pulled an emo.
Me: Stop ignoring everyone, you're not the only person with problems
XxOneThousandTearsxX: SHUT UP! SCREW YOU! SCREW EVERYBODY! I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
XxOneThousandTearsxX has signed off.
Me: Stop ignoring everyone, you're not the only person with problems
XxOneThousandTearsxX: SHUT UP! SCREW YOU! SCREW EVERYBODY! I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
XxOneThousandTearsxX has signed off.
by MrFishie May 1, 2005
Get the pull an emo mug."I got asked to be the drummer on Madonna's tour!" "Oh stop Pulling a Dan"
"He said he got asked to be a model while he was on Holiday, but he was really just given an advert card for a photographer!" "Oh he was totally pulling a dan!!"
"He said he got asked to be a model while he was on Holiday, but he was really just given an advert card for a photographer!" "Oh he was totally pulling a dan!!"
by Dan1234 February 28, 2008
Get the Pulling A Dan mug.Rob: Well, I can't focus on my paper, so I'll chat you.
Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.
Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.
by EoPhGsY November 18, 2010
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When a slender girl use to have a nice big butt or big ham, but loses it after pregnancy. Her ham was pulled.
When a slender girl use to have a nice big butt or big ham, but loses it after pregnancy. Her ham was pulled.
Aye check out that girl! Remember her? Shorty had a big ol' butt. After she had a kid she got stuck with that pulled hammy.
by Drocc May 22, 2010
Get the Pulled Hammy mug.The act of falling in love with a friend and confessing said love only to be rejected and lose friendship along with a Brovorce.
"So Elijah, are you going to ask out Sophie?"
"No, she just wants to be friends, I don't want to be Pulling a Teresa again!"
"Fair enough man, I know you really liked her."
"No, she just wants to be friends, I don't want to be Pulling a Teresa again!"
"Fair enough man, I know you really liked her."
by Vostrian Pen May 25, 2009
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