Old Boy's Network

Name given to the informal links that criss-cross upper society, enabling people with power to do favours in exchange for favours with someone else in a different area of expertise. May also be called bribery and cheating buggery.

"I need a loan but my bank manager can't help me. Can you lend me a couple of thousand until the divorce is settled?" - typical plea given when consulting the Old Boy's Network.

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020

13 year old

A Person who is always horny af, says slang words to try act cool and steals there parents juul, You can find them most likely playing games fortnite or at zumiez.

Omg, is that a fucking 13 year old

by Im an iconic cunt January 27, 2019

Tired old raisin

clitoris of an older woman-- although it could be of a younger woman who has abused her vagina. weathered and beaten in appearance like an old catchers mitt

This old cougar was trying to put moves on me but I didn't want any part of her tired old raisin.

I told the mean Meter maid to shove the parking ticket up her ass and go flick her tired old raisin

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

13 year olds

A different kind of human beings, who think they're cool because they run on the streets and make their friends laugh. Which is most likely the reason aliens won't make contact with us.

Bunch of 13 year olds:

HEY, DID YOU KNOW I CAN HACK MINE KRAFT ACCOUNTS????

by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016

13 year olds

Owns juul,owns supreme,plays fortnite 24/7 and watches Ninja,has acne,dose fortnite dances everywhere,has a 800 snap chat streak and clears browser history.

13 year olds are one of the most annoying things possible

by S303 June 15, 2018

Old Man Hang

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.

"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."

by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023