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Mr Peanut

Noun

1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.
"I didn't care much for the performance, but that Mr Peanut I gave her after the show was awesome."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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Mr. Wizard

The person with all the knowledge. usualy used with a sarcastic connotation.
Casper: my out look on the situation...
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."
by k and D sessions June 28, 2005
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Mr. Sulaiman

Yo kids, stay away from that child predator, Mr. Sulaiman.
by yourmomisthebomb.com(2) February 14, 2019
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Mr. Ghassan

A person who is sexually attracted to children aka Mr. Ghassan
Mr. Ghassan is a pedophile.
by Isc doha October 10, 2021
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mrs degree

Often times an MRS (em-ar-es) degree refers to a woman who attends college in order to find a well educated husband with a good future ahead of him.

It could also define a woman who strives to be a housewife and homemaker and spends time learning how to take care of a home and husband. She is self taught but wishes there was a degree program for her. mrsdegree.org
Sally: I wish there was a school I could get my MRS degree from.
Olivia: Go to mrsdegree.org
by msmichelle September 18, 2014
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Mr. BOTB

A shortened version of Mr. Buy Out The Bar.
Where is Mr. BOTB going to be tonight, I want to drink for free!

I am Mr. BOTB, what would you like to drink, don't worry, it's on me.

I wish Mr. BOTB would slide through, I'm broke till I get paid tomorrow.
by BFochswww.bfochs.com August 6, 2009
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Mr. Inappropriate

An individual at your office who has the uncanny ability to find sexual undertones in any comment and upon doing so giggles uncontrollably.
Did you hear GT laughing when we were talking about hotel beds and I said I like them when they're hard? He is so Mr. Inappropriate!
by ICG July 1, 2009
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