Lean Monkey

A particular individual who is notorious for drinking the popular street drug known as lean, generally a black person from the ghetto

Man, Darnell is such a fucking lean monkey

by Edgy hedgy July 13, 2017

Monkey Squad

A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.

'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'

by hgs fr drgs March 3, 2022

Dock monkey

Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.

Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock

by Quahog 1 October 29, 2009

Mmm Monkey

Mmm Monkey is what you say before you eat out someone's ass

Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.

by Monky fckr_69 October 5, 2020

Monkeys on Film

The correct exclamation in a match of Mario Kart 64 in which you are Donkey Kong and you are doing really well in the middle of the race.

"OH! 2nd place star! Monkeys on Film!"

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Sweaty monkey

When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.

That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.

by XLBOSTON March 6, 2016

Monkey Shudder

The feeling 'the morning after the night before'
That awful shudder that runs through your body when you remember something that you have said or done whilst intoxicated.
'Collossal Monkey Shudder'is the shudder that lasts more than 24 hours or prevents you from re-visiting the pub for atleast 2 weeks.

oh i have woken up 100 miles from home? how did iget here? *monkey shudder* oh shit i remember...

by sneezelouise March 11, 2009