If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.
by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019
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A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
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boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez
boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway
boy1: you know it
Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you
*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway
boy1: you know it
Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you
*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
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Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
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