Dry January

The month in which you banish alcoholic beverages in the betterment of yourself just so you can get even more drunk in February

Jim: Hey man want a Corona?

Me: Nah man it’s Dry January only a coke for me.

Dry January by AgrCorp January 2, 2019

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Jesus Jinx January

Little know the legend of JESUS JINX! When Jesus was bron, he said JINX BIATCH so loud that the whole planet shaked like a boner. This is why Ravens are black as a black dick. IN order to not become like a black dick you have to say JESUS JINX BIATCH every silent moment of January (like when you sleep or are at school)

Hey man, you know you should never say?
What dude?
JESUS JINX BIATCH!
(This is why little Jonesy got detention and killed himself)
This is why you HAVE to say JESUS JINX BIATCH even in school or in a funeral!
Jesus jinx January kids!

Jesus Jinx January by Jesus( The one who said JINX) November 30, 2018

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No PUBG January

A month in which you cannot play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in any way, shape or form. Loss of saltiness tends to increase by 700%.

"Hey, Michael, I need your help in Pochinki!"
"Sorry man, it's No PUBG January! Can't do that shit today!"

No PUBG January by pimpex December 3, 2018

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26th of january

people born on the 26th of january are so sexy like step on me please you are so hot and sexy and successful and cool and refined and rich your are so cool.

guy: yeah he was born on the 26th of january

other guy: ah that must be why he's so shmexy

26th of january by wheckles October 17, 2020