French Sword Fight

When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.

So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.

by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018

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what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

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French Pudding

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment

Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)

by baggerclams November 14, 2020

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French Fuck

Ass to ass with a double dildo

The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.

by The10ne December 12, 2023

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French Fuck

The act of fucking while eating baguette, croissant or any french dishes. Wine can also be involved into the process.

"Why you eat a fuckin baguette Adrien!"
"Because i give you a nice French Fuck Olivia"

Example 1:
"Adrien you put wine everywhere! I'm wet!"
"Don't complain Olivia, it's just more wet than you'll never be"

Example 2:
"This croissant is really crispy Olivia"
"But it will never be as much crispy as i am Adrien"

by Adrian_ June 28, 2020

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