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Good Girl 

A Good Girl is a girl who is completely submissive and obedient to her man in all things. This is the most rare and valuable quality a man looks for in a woman (whether subconsciously or not.) This blessed quality even takes priority over her looks, personality or general disposition. As the eras become more "progressive", nearly all women have lost their way and forgotten their roots during their rush to "independence"; a rush which has killed the Good Girl within their hearts and souls--leaving them empty and without meaningful purpose. Because of this, men treat the few remaining Good Girls like an inviolably sacred golden goose or a legendary white whale to end all fantasies. A Good Girl never says "no" or disrespects her man and will never forget that the man of the house is king; his word being law... and her role is to gracefully serve at his pleasure. She'll always tend to his needs and never give any lip or run her mouth whilst always submitting to her man's every command or advance as though receiving a blessing. A Good Girl worships a man's masculinity and embraces it rather than demonize. The GG treats her man like a king and his cock like a god and she will bend the knee to give it a kiss of adoration and fealty every opportunity she gets as though saying a prayer to the Almighty. The endangered Good Girl is a dwindling breed and is not expected to be observed during the 22nd century as feminism is killing this sacred and natural destiny of the fairer sex.
"Damn, bro... I can't believe you found you a Good Girl. You gotta be livin' the dream with a catch like that treating you like a king every damn day."

"Fuuuck. Dude were did you find that Good Girl?! Bruh, you can't ever let her go man! No bitch will ever compare, u know that, right?
Good Girl by The Jimmy B March 30, 2021

Good Trader 

Katie Svensen
I only trade with good traders.

good bunching

Appreciation of good luck/effort in another.

A slightly more refined alternative to tidy darts, far more indicative of achieving a maximum (or three decent trebles at least).
Lee: "We could stick a few beers and something to eat on my company card, if you like."

Phil: "Good bunching."
good bunching by Rob Millis September 15, 2007

"good" candy 

Pills that makes people high
Peter offered Grayson "good" candy during a rock concert
"good" candy by hannah101 April 8, 2008

Good Fighted 

When you ask your girlfirend to go to the New Moon Midnight showing and she says "Sorry i can't xD"
Wow poor Jake, he just got Good Fighted by her, he's totally going to be the third wheel!
Good Fighted by Igetpwnedallday November 1, 2009

Good Mother Lizard

Rock band formed in the mid 1990s in Northeast Pennsylvnia. Known for the lower brain stem riffs and weird lyrics. 1 album and since disbanded. Named after the Maiasaur.
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Good Mother Lizard by ßri August 15, 2010