clock cum

When a male nuts 12 times in a girls ass then proceeds to put a funnel to her ass then eats the nut and eating her ass and pussy

Jack and Layla did a clock cum at night

by Jackelope April 12, 2021

cocky jocky

A cocky jocky is a ancient art where you float down a river while naked on a naked person having their cock in your ass using there cock as a seat belt

yeah bro, last weekend i was a cocky jocky for the first time!

by Flynn Boy June 25, 2021

Clockulate

The act or procedure of setting multiple wind-up clocks in sync to the exact same time

Hold on for a moment please, can you not see that I'm busy right now trying to clockulate all of these damn wind-up clocks!

by Lance Ray June 3, 2021

ClockinJockey

A ClockinJockey is a person that keeps time for various things. Usually seen wearing a whistle and an under armor t shirt. Baggy jeans usually. Baseball cap that reads “clockinjock”

Botrastimo is a wonderful clockinjockey, just last week he timed how fast I could eat an apple!

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

ChockyVodka

Chockyvodka is a tiktoker with 1800+ followers on Tiktok. He is asexual and a boy. He is most popular by his viral What's your name without these letters? videos.

Person 1: Have you seen chockyvodkas new video?

Person 2: No I haven't.
Person 1: I'm gonna send you the link.
Person 2: OK thanks.
Person 1: No problem.

by ChockyVodka July 7, 2021

clockwork

A safe way of saying "Male Masturbation" in front of an anti-sex snowflake. It comes from the word "Cock-work".

Male 1: Sorry I couldn't make it to the meeting yesterday, I was so busy with clockwork that I forgot.
Male 2: Haha gotta love clockwork
Snowflake: Confused yet still acceptable to my terms of vocabulary use and it doesn't seem like it invades nor defies my restrictions of sexually-referenced wording.

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021