cat person

A cat person is essentially a person that is generally more inclined to own cats as pets rather than any other animals, especially dogs.

"Are you a dog person?"
"No, I'm a cat person! I have 12 cats at home and I'm on my way to get another."

cat person by iamanactivist September 12, 2022

Cat Piss 

Unburnt race fuel from a high performance Artic Cat snowmobile

I can smell the Cat Piss in the pit area

Cat Piss by Small town redneck December 5, 2022

Cat in a toilet 

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.

Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.

Cat in a toilet by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Cat paralysis 

When a cat lays down on something, therefore making that thing incapable of movement

“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”

“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”

Cat paralysis by KermitGold March 21, 2023

Cat logic 

A phenemenon where cats do something that seems weird to us but somehow makes sense to them

John: Why is your cat sitting on my pizza??
Jack: I don't know man, its a cat logic thing.

Cat logic by Catloafer March 30, 2023

Cat fight at the circus 

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery

After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.

Cat fight at the circus by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023

cat in the kennel 

a phrase often used to describe something that is out of place

for example a cat is not meant to be in a kennel as they are typically used for dogs

The really tall guy at a concert stood out like a cat in the kennel

cat in the kennel by definingdemon69 October 19, 2023