One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.

Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.

Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.

Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.

Cum receptionist by Kenneth Peter June 6, 2009

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cum gurgling gutter slut

a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound

JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash

Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut

cum gurgling gutter slut by bigslongsmither November 10, 2010

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Cum Fu Grip

An individual that gives a handjob like they're trying to strangle a grizzly bear to death.

John walked funny for five days thanks to Lisa's cum fu grip handjob.

Cum Fu Grip by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013

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cum flicking

To masterbate and as the cum leaves the penis, collect it on the finger and flick it at a friend or a spouse.

To perform "cum flicking" Pull the penis back and forth untill you cry rape!
Collect the unborn members and flick away

cum flicking by The cum flicking god October 16, 2013

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