Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.

Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.

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upper crust

The upper crust is the crust that is formed around the woman's vagina

He was eating her out, then he saw her upper crust

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When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

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I picked my nose and pulled out a right flaky crustacea

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to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.

You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!

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When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

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The crusty middle class like Cape

Cape is such a cool middle crusty guy!

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