A throat burger is when a dude puts his penis down a girl’s throat and splooges so hard for so long that the amount of cum could be accumulated and turned into a double patty extra cheese burger

“Babe, I choked so hard on your throat burger I could have died”

Throat Burger by FeetDeertoes June 18, 2018

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Daddy Burger

The classic country burger at Big Al's. It can only be cooked by one man — Daddy Nick.

I went to Big Al's last night and ordered a Daddy Burger. Gosh! It's the best burger in town! (said while licking your chops)

Daddy Burger by daddycoconut September 26, 2018

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Fat burger

Any greasy delicious burger containing two or more patties (from any restaurant or greasy spoon) is considered a fat burger.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.

Man, im hungry! Lets go get some fat burgers.
Time to lay off the fat burgers.

Fat burger by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

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Zinga-Burger

Alcohol and energy drinks mixed together which is thought to cause the same effects as cocaine (e.g. vodka and a can on monster mixed)

“Hey dude what drink do you want me to buy you?”
“I’ll have a can of monster”
“Is that it? That’s not going to get you fucked”
“Nah mate I’m going to mix it for a zinga-burger”

Zinga-Burger by Justalilprick February 7, 2019

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