Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009

Badger Raper

slang for the company Bontrager. They make Bicycle wheels and parts

Dude, i just broke another spoke on my badger raper

by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 10, 2009

Bangerade

A last minute fling with an ex before he/she proposes or accepts a proposal. There are no ill-will or jealous feelings involved. Its a physical "good-bye."

Yea, we are totally having one last bangerade this weekend at Seven Springs ski lodge before he proposes to his current girlfriend.

fling, no strings attached, one night stand, ex sex, hot hate sex, good bye sex, cheaters, good times

by Naughty NoVA's March 8, 2011

Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.

During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.

by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011

badger prowling

the act of looking for sex with stranger, also known as sogging

Marthaloiuse loves to go badger prowling!

by reaper319905 November 14, 2011

Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.

Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.

by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012

badgercockled

an extremely offensive slur - mostly used to refer to people who insist on being right all the time and then get hung up on some stupid thing when you challenge their authority, and are revealed to be too stupid, annoying and ugly to understand what the word really means and then end up having to look it up on urbandictionary.com in secret, to avoid the shame of not knowing the true meaning of the insult.

"Cara, quit being so badgercockled! Of course she's right."

by badgerbait August 19, 2013