May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 8, 2022

May 9

Give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips and hug her a lot through our the day!

Gf: hiii
Bf: hugs gf
Gf: … looks at bf
Bf: kisses gf on the lips
Gf: blushes
Bf: it’s may 9
Gf: ohhhhh

by Nrbdjdndndbd May 8, 2022

9-Stringed guitar

you'll buy it, play 0-0-0-0-0-000-00-0-000-00-0-0-0-0000-0-0-0 or think your a Djent god, but you'll put it away for at least a month

Bro, I just got a 9-Stringed guitar, I'm a Djent god

by big pickel May 9, 2022

9/11

A historical event happened in America

"9/11 is shit"
"Stop making fun of it, My dad died there. He was the best pilot."

by fatassniggabitchsuckdick May 11, 2022

9

The greatest animated movie ever made

“I have an unhealthy addiction to the movie 9”

by anonymous September 17, 2022

September 9

Free pie day! A day to achieve world peace through the distribution of pies without charge

Joseph: Hey man, do you want a free pie? September 9 is free pie day!
Earl: Thanks, I love pies! This inspired me to bake my own pies and give them to my neighbors!

by jgd111 September 21, 2022

'"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`[{asdfghjklç~^]}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°

When you're really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bored

you: wow i'm bored
you also: '"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`{asdfghjklç~^}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°

by my completely real name September 26, 2022