low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.

I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.

by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024

dirty CJ

when you take your sexual partner’s nerves out of there asshole and braid them with your teeth

hey let’s do a dirty CJ

by cj2k24 April 19, 2024

Dirty Mumbai

A homo erotic massage done in unsanitary conditions after wandering the streets of India’s capital in an unsuccessful attempt to find a gay hookup. Given by a disinterested Indian peasant, usually charging between 50-75 rupees.

After an unsuccessful attempt to find a gay hookup, daily Max settled for yet another Dirty Mumbai.

by Mike Ropeines April 19, 2025

Dirty Alexander

Whe someone sticks a fire hose up the anus and let's abit of water out

Oh I gave her the dirty Alexander

by DIRTY ALEXANDER April 3, 2024

Dirty Annita

The Dirty Annita uses everyday household items to masturbate with. Spatulas, toothbrushes, remote control, you name it. Nothing is off limits.

Jeremy couldn't get a Tinder date, so he stayed home and Dirty Annita with his girlfriend's hairbrush.

by Iwiwalf! February 12, 2019

dirty bougas

Is when a pimp runs out of hoes so he has to put a wig on and get fucked by a client.

Yesterday I ordered a hoe and I got a dirty bougas instead.

by Jake cub April 2, 2020

dirty plinkohole

odds of surviving God rapist cult

The doodoo holes of Glingon filled their plinkoholes full of love and the A-men served A-theists and their dirty plinkoholes.

by sinrlifemattrs October 19, 2025