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wank bank

Saving photos of people for the sole purpose of self-pleasure.
That chicks so gonna be my new wank bank.
by EnderGamesUBD January 14, 2015
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Wank Bank

by DB4LYFE January 17, 2015
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wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm
After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area
by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013
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wank the plank

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.
Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.
by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 27, 2015
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Bombay wank

When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself
Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!
by Rave at home April 4, 2015
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visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.
Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.
by Mystery with style May 7, 2015
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joy wank

A session of self pleasure inspired by and devoted to the feeling of being overjoyed by something. A suitable follow up to the joy boner
I was so excited by the upcoming release of Elder Scrolls 5 that I had to calm my nerves with a joy wank
by kangoulius May 12, 2015
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