When you make a small cut on your penis shaft, then you proceed to cut a hole in a lemon and have a wank!
This can be painful or pleasurable.
This can be painful or pleasurable.
John- "Have you heard the new wanking method? It's painful but nice at the same time! It's Lemon wanking"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"
by Chewbacca M9 May 27, 2017
Get the Lemon wankmug. Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.
J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.
by xxteapot November 30, 2011
Get the brain-wankingmug. The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'
It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
by mikkel the great October 14, 2011
Get the Bloody wanks!mug. A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
Get the Wank Brainmug. by FuckMeDaddy69420666 October 29, 2019
Get the Wankmug. by Docksee March 2, 2023
Get the Wee wankmug. A meeting where in a group of people who work in the office come up with a Absolutely stupid idea for something new in the factory, and they all pat each other on the back for coming up with it.
Worker #1: WTF is Jimmy doing?
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
by KarlosGAM April 27, 2022
Get the Wank partymug.