sand in the vagina 

This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.

Example: That guy is bitching about everything, he must have sand in the vagina.

sand in the vagina by BAMFclops November 28, 2009

concert vagina 

The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.

Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?

concert vagina by roxemil February 28, 2008

duck's vagina 

Great or amazing - similar to 'the dog's bollocks' in usage

Man, that weekend was was the duck's vagina.

duck's vagina by Cap'n Stab'n January 23, 2009

Devils Vagina 

A mixed alcoholic beverage containing vodka and cranberry juice.

"Robert Downey Jr. asked the bartender for a devils vagina"

Devils Vagina by slickmik03 April 22, 2010

Breaded Vagina 

A vigina that is covered (breaded) in any type of dry, grainy substance like sand at the beach

guy: is that sand coming out of your crotch?
girl: yeah, i just came back from the beach with some major breaded vagina
guy: gross, go wash it out

Breaded Vagina by SSTR0OPER February 22, 2010

hand vagina 

Hand vagina - a diamond symbol made by putting thumbs and index fingers together.

He don't care about nothin' 'cept his girl, and gettin' some (gesture of hand vagina)!

hand vagina by caxx October 11, 2013

super-vagina 

a vagina with exemplary characteristics (pleasant smell, delicious flavor, kung-fu grip, etc) rendering it superior in quality to an average vagina.

She has a super-vagina, it smelled like raspberries, tasted like honey, and when I entered her I thought I had died and gone to heaven!

super-vagina by drinkspussyjuice April 22, 2014