dim twat

When you call someone a dim twat you are saying they are very dumb.

Luca said, "Wow. She is such a dim twat." "I know right she is so dumb," said Lola.

by Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhh August 23, 2017

Twack Twat

The pussy of a tweaker.

My Mom started dated a meth head and it looks like she's got a severe case of Twack Twat

by Riot Craig January 25, 2018

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 30, 2022

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 30, 2022

twat muffle

A British slang term for a tampon.

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.

by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021

shat on a twat

Another word for shit on a stick

Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2

by dictionarydoge December 25, 2016

The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.

I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!

by Big Saxy October 21, 2014