You cheat on your wife, but you're telling ME I should always be faithful?
Who are you, John Lennon?
Who are you, John Lennon?
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Don't go in number 2 - someone has done a massive John Stroud
I'm off for a nice relaxing John Stroud
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Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?
Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
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He chooses not to get married, get any woman pregnant and he says "no" to sex too.
He chooses not to get married, get any woman pregnant and he says "no" to sex too.
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When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.
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